Mini Philosopher Prints

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

"He can't come out to play right now...he's working on his autobiography."

"That's lovely! And did you create it all by yourself?"

"Can it wait-I'm in the middle of telling Daddy a long, boring realization."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Coool! On which channel?'

'I find that if you roll your sleeves down before you go in for dinner, you don't have to wash so much.'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

'I hate the race race.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

A child trying to say her prayers by proxy.

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"Why isn’t it ‘no worries’ when I spill stuff?!"

"How are you doing with that advertising copywriter?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"One year closer to college!"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Playdough's The Republic

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.