Mini Performer Mugs

One!

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Four children playing the flute.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

A young positivist.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Soccer kids texting

Leaping

Take a bow!

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

Baby dressed for the opera.

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'