Mini Performer Mugs

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Four children playing the flute.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

A young positivist.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

Soccer kids texting

Leaping

Take a bow!

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Baby dressed for the opera.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."