Mini Monet Mentor Pillows

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Reach for the Star.

"Women Supporting Women!"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Teamwork!

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

An old man growing berries

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

The best PE teacher in the World.