Mini Mogul Pillows

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

'Freddie, the Little Merger Mogul, didn't expect to have a monopoly right away...'

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

'Honey, look how cute...The kids have started their own little business.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

"Get me the coast.

"Good news! I held my IPO at recess and now I'm the 12th richest man in America"

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"My summer vacation: How I made money in a bear market."

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'

Robot Parts $5

'Gifts? I didn't want gifts. I want growth stocks!'

'Sorry — all my money's tied up in Pokemon cards.'

'When you e-mailed that you wanted to invest your entire life savings, we thought you'd be older.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

"We're shopping around for a new agency, and we thought you people might be interested in making a pitch."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

'Now that we've merged, I'm laying you off.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'Why, yes, we could use a Youth Market consultant.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'Someday, all this will be yours.'

Lemonade Futures

'I'm thinking of selling all this stuff and investing the money in growth stocks.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'