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'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Exercising

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"He lives in a block of flats"

Child doing the washing up

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"It must be still charging."

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

Chattanooga choo choo

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

Kids on Building Site.

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'