Mini Magicians Mugs

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Broom! Broom!"

"She's always been a quick learner."

Snake Dress-Up

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

"Something pickled this way comes!"

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'

Scrapyard Worker

Young Houdini

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

Jerry was such a copycat.

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

B flat

'Your behavior is inappropriate and completely unacceptable!' 'Talk to the hand!'

" 'Complimentary' or not, you can't take ninety million dollars' worth of mints."

For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.

"As the Genie of the Stapler I grant you three wishes. All must involve paper products, of course."

"That one we fished out of the toilet."

"I always add a few breath mints to his food."