Mini Intellectual Mugs

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

A young positivist.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

"It must be still charging."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

'If you get educational toys, do you still have to go to school?'

"She's always been a quick learner."