Mini Highway Navigator Prints

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Day one, post grad

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Cars.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

Road Construction.

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'Yeh-yeh-yeh - we're right on the corner of First and Main!'

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

Urban transport and speeding accidents

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'