Mini Highway Navigator Prints

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Day one, post grad

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Cars.

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Road Construction.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Urban transport and speeding accidents

'Yeh-yeh-yeh - we're right on the corner of First and Main!'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

All Roads Lead To Rome.