Mini-golf Maverick Mugs

Shot Putt-Putt.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Absurd motorbike

Clock Face Golf Set

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

'Putter'.

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

Sink the putt or else!

'No we do not supply caddies.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

'I don't want to worry you lads, but the throttle has jammed wide open!'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

"Madam, you're not properly dressed. . . But the rules say helmets must be worn at all times."

'We needed to furnish our new flat, so rather than go to all that expense, we've hired an empty skip for a few days.'

Ask Sadie. FWD: Sadie – With bodies like ours, how do we measure for a new Belly Putter????? - Jim; RPV, CA. *Actual reader letter. That's a common misconception, Jim. I've never been fitted for any golf club. I've always used something else to send the ball scurrying across the grass … The gale force wind from my lungs! Admittedly, I am talking miniature golf. Do you have any Neosporin?

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

LIV golf