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'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Playdough's The Republic

Four children playing the flute.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Tabletop Theatre

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Building giant sand pies.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

A young positivist.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."