Mini Cow Enthusiast Pillows

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Where condensed milk comes from..."

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A Tumble Cow

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I'm an enigma!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Moo! OOM!

Cow and Milk

Children should be seen and not a herd.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Cheesie Rider

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'