Mini Computer Whizzes Mugs

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"What's that you're reading?"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

I've always been slower than computers...

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

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