Mini Archaeologist Prints

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

'Lucky? - That's an unusual name for a little brother!'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Bike Rides

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Stonehenge Explained

Building giant sand pies.

"Writer's block?"

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"...it's another metal detector."

Reinventing the Wheel

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Exploring in the countryside.

Knight of the sandcastle.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Chaironaut

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

'Somebody got some sun.'