Mingling Mugs

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"

"Ah – the good, the bad, and the god-awful."

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

"WE had a complete communications breakdown in the office today. The water cooler was removed!"

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

The Icebreaker

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

The Forgotten Men's Club

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"Where can we go and unwind and talk business at the same time?"

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

Social Networking in Heaven.

Conversation Pits

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

'Cut me off if I start ordering Marstinis.'

"Oh, I'm sorry - this is George, the first person at this party I thought I was going home with."

"I don't know anybody here but the hostess - and, of course, in a deeper sense, myself."

Social Climbing.

Cello with a birdhouse on top.