Mineral Mogul Mugs

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

SALE

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Lemonade Inc.

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

A child runs an equity stand.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'