Mindware Enthusiast Prints

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"National security adviser"

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

'Now read that back to me.'

Dominant Shrink.

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Home Business - Accounting Software.

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

ESP test

"Have you any thoughts on the matter?"

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

"Madam, how can I be expected to read your mind when you keep on changing it?"

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

"We are thinking about what we need. Concentrate on our thoughts and prepare all the procurement documentation..."

"I put vegetables on my facebook likes just to play with my Mom's head."

"I'll come down only for a software problem. I don't make mouse calls."

Action VS Thought

Software - Buyer Sophistication Increasing

'It turns out that in direct opposition to the purpose of the threat level system, Satchel has been providing material support...'

Welcome: Psychics Convention.