Minding-my-own-business Advocate T-Shirts

'What matters is what you think. What others think is none of your beeswax.'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Self-employed.

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

'I've put the business up for sale.'

"I gave up booze and cigs, I became a vegan and did sports. . . and now I'm here anyway! Why??"

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

"Frankly, some of your business practices are pre-historic."

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

"Typical! There's never anything in it for the little people."

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"I started this business from the grounds up!"

Small business administration - 'You're a little too small.'

"I'm sorry, you know I've been busy..."

"I love being my own boss, but I hate being my own employee."

'Damn - that was my idea.'

Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!

'Hold out - They're going to make a better offer.'

'In my years of meditation, I've concluded that being a prophet without profit is not the path to nirvana.'

"Those little voices in your head, Mr. Dunlevy. . . are they passing on any insider trading tips?"

'It's only fair, the bigger you are, the more you get.'

"Keep America Working

"I guess this is about as hostile as we can make this takeover."