Mindful Observer Pillows

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Looking at all the stars in the sky makes me feel cosmically mindful—all my earthly concerns meaningless in the breadth of what I now witness. I’d have a better view if the Lewises would cut down those useless pine trees... Curious if those damn things are on my property. I’ll call the town surveyor in the morning and see if I can get those stupid trees removed. I hate having neighbors..."

"You have an anti-addiction...everyone just hates you!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

The Adventures of God

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

"I think he just ashed on me."

The power of the brain

'I don't know why Doc, but my life is really upside down...'

"You have got to want to change."

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

"You are responsible for editing your thoughts. I'm just here to audit them."

Chess on TV

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"Hmmm?!"

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."