Mindful Mutt Lover Mugs

Meditation for dogs

I wonder if he can think.

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Dog yoga

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Love a Mutt

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Good, but not Great Danes.

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Johann Sebastian Bark.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'What sort of mix is she?'

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

Dog hides behind piano.

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'Actually, Doctor, his bite is worse than his bark!'

'Bad dog!!'

"That's our paper shredder."

"My date? If that's the best selective breeding can achieve, I'll only date mutts from now on..."

'I heard you might be interested in getting to know more about my hair.'

NO DOG GOLF