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'We've run all the tests doc and I can't find a thing wrong with it. It must be psychological.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Turmoil change.

Gene Therapy

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Computer operator welding machine.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'I think I found the problem.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Thinking.

Binary Meditation.

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

"You've got a few screws loose."

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'Now read that back to me.'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

"Don't worry, you're not alone. There are millions of insignificant, boring, ineffectual people like you..."