Mindful Magician Mugs

Mindfulness/Mindlessness

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Team Leader

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Try thinking about something else."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Primitive magician

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magic Tricks

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."