Mindful Electric Explorer Gifts

The Meditating Electrician

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"You left your demons here last week."

X-ray Psychology.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

"It is my place!"

Imagine

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'Have you been working out?'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'