Mind Puzzle Lover Prints

'Mr.Forsyth, you have a mind like a steel trap. Unfortunately, your big problem is rust!'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

The practical psychopath

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

Man and brain

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

Spot the fur ball.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

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