Mind Mappers Gifts

Life - from start to finish

Reverse Psychology.

'Look, going to strip clubs just isn't a healthy coping strategy...Those women only seem interested in you and your problems because they know you're going to pay them.'

Codependipity.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Unguided imagery

Innovative

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Man and brain

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

London map drawn from memory.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"