Mind-body Balance Advocate Prints

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Your husband has finally learned to delegate...."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Guru.

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"Is this who I am?"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

"It's his dream job ... "

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

'Management is very concerned about 'work life' balance, particularly where back room staff are concerned...We think you give too much, you need to get your lives back.'