Mind-body Balance Advocate Prints

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Your husband has finally learned to delegate...."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"Is this who I am?"

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

Guru.

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"He gets his best ideas that way."

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

"It's his dream job ... "

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.