Mimicry Maestro Mugs

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"Do me next."

So you're a mocking bird...

"Textin’"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Twitter censorship

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Children playing in the street

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Quiet Quitting

Bach in a Hot Tub!

Surgical intervention on Emoticons

The original sundial.

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

A Dummy Corporation.

Adam with a selfie stick

Are you making airplane noises?

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Air catarrh.

Questioning

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

"Look! I can imitate you!"

Canoe Carriers

'I can't keep a secret, either!'