Mime Lover Prints

"....and which one of you is the silent partner?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"

Mime Glass Replacement Service.

'Wow, now there's a talented mime artist; he really looks like he's falling.'

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

Mime artist visiting friend in prison

And so ends the short and very unsucessful career of Billy the Gunfighting Mime.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

The Modern Novel.

Mark Zuckerberg

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

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'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Tinnitus?"

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Uncle Donnie

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.