Millionaire Mindset Pillows

'That makes 3 years in a row they've paid you $20 million. Why can't you seem to get a raise?'

Dress like a millionaire.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

The United States' economy deflating.

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Financial Eyesight

'It's sobering to realize that I'm just a couple of thousand paychecks away from poverty.'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"The filthy rich"

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

Pollution and money

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

"Right, you've pretty much agreed that you think saving for a pension should be compulsary. Who do you think it should apply to?" "Him...Him...Her...Him...Them...Him."

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

"It's great that you showed me how to get my 401K to roll over, but now it just plays dead."

Janet Yellen

'I want an iron clad will that won't allow them to get a dime until I'm cremated and ashes are sprinkled on wall street.'

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."