Millennial Vibe Seeker Prints

Bored Apathetic Smiley Face Meme

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Woke Jersey Shore

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Ziggy Wombat

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

Carioca

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

Millennial Pain Assessment

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

"There's 28 days in February. Valentine's Day is the 14th. That makes Valentine's Hump Day!"

Hot Dog

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

'Hey! Put me down. I'm not a cell phone.'

Dancing Person

'Put down the bow kid and nobody gets hurt.'

Disloyal

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

Grover Washington Jr.

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.