Millennial Muse T-Shirts

Twitter is born.

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

Son of Howl

Teen Weather

Bookish

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Millennial Puppet

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure this out.'?"

Wifi in Hell

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

Post Post

"The season finale of the world is near."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

Brancusi.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'I think it's called RED!'

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

Millennial Pain Assessment

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

'He used to live in the fast lane, it's more like a blind alley now.'

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

There is no clear line in the salon world.

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."