Mill Operator Prints

"I got tired of running a huge mill, so I opened up a small steel boutique."

Hardwood Kilns

Future garbage truck driver.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Time Clock

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

Ohm sweet Ohm

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

The Church-Going Bell.

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

Digger.

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

A cheese grader

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'Hello-goodbye.'

'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"