Military Strategy Fans Gifts

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

Saving Sargeant Bergdahl

'It'll pay for itself in no time!'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Military history

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

Boomerang

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Business has been steady."

Memo Mania

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'I envisioned something more robust'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

Next Direction

What's in a Terrorist Name?

Next Terrifying Military Threats

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

Brooklyn.

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Memo Mania