Military Strategy Fans Gifts

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

'It'll pay for itself in no time!'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"Business has been steady."

Military history

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'I envisioned something more robust'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

The Trench-Sealer

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

Brooklyn.

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers