Military Strategists Pillows

Split Decision

Crazy But Calm

Escalation of Force

"Where are those fighter planes?" "We're getting killed down here." "They're buzzing a football game, sir."

Things to consider when toppling dictators

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'Assured destruction? That sounds VERY reassuring!'

Condoleezza Rice tracing a new route of war to Iran.

'Craig Venter is positive. Take an empty cell, fill with Euro soccer hooligan DNA, multiply and defeat the Taliban!'

Afghanistan: Lest We Forget

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

That's What Happens

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Ukraine Crisis

Most valuable element.

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Trouble everywhere...

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse