Military Servicemember Mugs

'We can do it! Rosie the rifleman.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Trump

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Monuments

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."