Military Re-enactor Mugs

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"Stop playing around and put it back in you knapsack"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Missing You.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I think they're up to something.'

Moustached gentleman

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

"But I use all of them!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Knight school.

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'