Military Promotion Pillows

"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'The Fog of War'.'

Fallen soldiers

Army official with stars raining on him.

'This one is for not complaining about being stretched too think handling domestic and foreign crises.'

'Nice bling.'

Medal hording

For service to services...

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

Brigadier Ray McDermot - Royal Australian Army Corps

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Sabrage

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

In basket-case.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Others will fight for you

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.