Military Promotion Pillows

"I'm out of space – can you pin it on Pinterest?"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'The Fog of War'.'

Fallen soldiers

Army official with stars raining on him.

'This one is for not complaining about being stretched too think handling domestic and foreign crises.'

'Nice bling.'

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

Medal hording

For service to services...

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

Brigadier Ray McDermot - Royal Australian Army Corps

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Soldier's medals continued on back.

Sabrage

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Killer Executive Suits.

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."