Military Hopeful Mugs

'I'd like to be all I can be!' - Recruitment Centre

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Family traits.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"He wants to be a Navy Seal when he grows up."

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

"Preparing to Cross the Alps: Hannibal's Address to his Elephants

"While we certainly congratulate you on your acceptance to the University of Hawaii, Sandra..."

“Why do you want to join the navy lad?”

'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'

Tu Quoque

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

Job interview.

Army Recruitment: 'Right Son, kick once if you want signals and twice if you want to go in the infantry.'

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

"Some day I'll be president of the United States."

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

Army trying to recruit a yet to be born child.

'You can't join the army, you're only an infant.'

'I just hope this doesn't jeopardize my political career.'

Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'

'Goodbye, Nicholas.'

Boy loitering on the street says he is practising to be a policeman