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"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Monuments

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Forget what?'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Shell Fire

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Defence Cutbacks.

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Foxhole - digging robot

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Veterans Day US

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

Obama ready for another war

Your tax $ at WAR.

Verbal Orders

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.