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Drones, Explained

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Spelling a newspaper

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'What did He do before he was God?'

'Big Issue...'

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

'I don't think he'll make it either....I feel it's time to call in a minister to give last rites'

Uni. Snowflake Library

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...