Military Day Prints

"Lemming Boot Camp"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Sir Winston Churchill

Neo-International Law

Servicemen.

Cat in a tank...

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Postwar is hell."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'