Military Career Professional Mugs

'All the great wars have been fought.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

37 years in the same position.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"In addition to 'loyalty' are there any OTHER qualities you think you could bring to the job?"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Trump

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."