Militarism Enthusiast Mugs

Trump's Cabinet, in General

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Michael Caine

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Vladimir Putin.

Eye Off the Ball

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'