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"You absolutely ruined our anniversary!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Pearly King and Queen

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Forget what?'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'You're always living in the past.'

Tooth fairy

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

A very fine vintage