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"You absolutely ruined our anniversary!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Pearly King and Queen

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'Forget what?'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Tooth fairy

'You're always living in the past.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

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