Migration Planner Prints

"Well, I know we've lived in Antarctica for generations, but can you give me one good reason as to why we shouldn't move to the tropics?"

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Emigrating to France.

Car Emissions

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

A mental-health spot quiz, Al: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single … Google search of travel websites"?

HS2

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."