Midnight Researcher Pillows

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"The overthinker"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Caught in the Music

Pachyderm insomnia.

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Insomnia.

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"Harold, we need to talk."

Thinking about work.

'Quick! Turn to the history channel! My book report is on!'