Midnight Researcher Pillows

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"The overthinker"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Caught in the Music

Pachyderm insomnia.

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Insomnia.

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

Don't even dream of parking here.

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"Harold, we need to talk."

'Quick! Turn to the history channel! My book report is on!'