Midnight Praiser T-Shirts

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"The overthinker"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Caught in the Music

Pachyderm insomnia.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

Insomnia.

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

1770 - The famous poet, William Wordsworth was born.

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

"Harold, we need to talk."

Thinking about work.

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

He got his best marketing ideas late at night.

'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'

"Look, Sister! We pray hard...and we play hard!!"

'It's better to light a single candle than curse the darkness.'

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."