Midnight Fun-seeker Gifts

Man woken at night by the sweeps ringing the door bell

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Santa does a keg stand.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

Too much monkey business...

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Call me!"

Photobooth Photobomb

Children's Entertainer

'Even More Disciples'

The Final Selfie

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Turn Down For What.

Jesus breaks the bread.

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)