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'Care for a drink?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Stressed over time management

"I had to skip my workout."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Took On Too Much

Opening the Barrel

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Stress

Monday around 9PM.

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

Hourglass Dumptruck

'So, how long will this take?'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Quicksands of time

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

'Hope you don't mind. I'm due at the course in 5 minutes.'

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Time Run

Quality Time

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'