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'Care for a drink?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I had to skip my workout."

Stressed over time management

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Opening the Barrel

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Took On Too Much

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Stress

Monday around 9PM.

Hourglass Dumptruck

'So, how long will this take?'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Quicksands of time

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

'Hope you don't mind. I'm due at the course in 5 minutes.'

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

Time Run

Quality Time

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."