Middle Office Professional Pillows

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Overworked in the office

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Bullseye!