Middle Eastern Cuisine T-Shirts

"I'm out of the Shawarma. How about a falafel wrap?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Mediterranean Martini

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

The Arab Autumn

al-Maliki.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Mahmoud Abbas

Adly Mansour

Olives

The delegitimization effort.

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

Sushi for two, please.

'You DO believe me..don't you?'

"They won't work!!!"

"I don't think President Netanyahu's Palestinian policy is..."

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Ismail Haniya

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

'He's sending us to a culturally diverse place called 'Palestine.''

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose two

Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani.

Muslim Meddling

Iraq Study Group Findings.

"Let's cut some rug!"

"Waiter, these chopsticks are not cooperating."

'Let's go to the Mediterranean. The Mediterranean diet's good for us.'